Saturday, 12 December 2015

Introducing Felix Stores!



Pictured: The first Felix Store, 6 km north of Ozamiz City, MIndanao.

Felix Stores!
Announcing the first of a franchised network of bicycle orientated general food stores throughout Asia. We sell what cyclists need! Jumbo buckets of Coke, beer, and fruit & yoghurt smoothies, as well as Snickers bars, Mars bars etc. and large tubs of chocolate ice-cream*. We also do fortune telling. Free camping available!
Note: Cigarettes and herbs are available at the back by the smoking veranda, right next to the karaoke!

* Please also note that all foodstuffs may be past their use-by-date, but don’t worry, they’re cheap.

Stop by on your way through, noble cyclists!

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